YUBUGN

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT:
by: lisalisa_yubugn'?!

DUMB AZZ PARENTS
Thanks 4 my child R Thanks 4 my drug toting child!

In recent years & even more recently R recent weeks many flawed parental units have been allowing their children, toddlers, babies 2 expose their drug usage 2 their school mates. All across the country and worldwide kids have been showing up 4 show & tell with the most interesting things 2 show & tell about!

Sure U would expect a wild animal 2 bring 2 show & tell something wild [like a cat bringing a mouse R an alligator bringing the leg of someone wadding in the swamp] but would U ever ever ever in your long legged life fathom that little babies would acquire their parents stash of drugs and parade them around their classmates?!

A mothers' marijuana pipe hidden in the diaper of a toddler or a 5 year old with 50 hits of heroin in their book bag even a 3 year old with marijuana & Xanax!

What is the world coming 2?! Or better yet why R these parents being allowed 2 be?! Here's an really good reason 2 put on a hoodie and protest/boycott/march and sit-in/block entrances 2 police stations! Children R being misused and taken advantage of. More importantly their life is being endangered.

The 5 year old from Connecticut wore his 35 year old step dads jacket 2 school which had the heroin in it! Amazing that a 5 year old and 35 year old can wear the same size! Now the baby is in state custody until decent relatives R found!

A daycare teacher in OAKKKKK-lahoma [where U azz is dumb all the day] obviously could not take care of her drug parafinailya [especially in the day time] was arrested when her own child showed up @ day care when her marijuana pipe was found in the baby's diaper!

And in Bossier City, Louisiana when the 3 year old showed up on Thursday April 19, 2012 with a bunch of weed and some Xanax it was no wonder why all the pot heads who had no marijuana 2 smoke on Friday April 20th were pissed off!

In most of the these instances more drugs and loaded guns were found @ the residences the children had 2 B put in protective services and these horrible parents were given bail and more than likely released! WTF?!

WELL MAYBE THE KIDDIES R GETTING THE DRUGS FROM GRAND MA-MA!

Still in OAKKKKK-lahoma [where U azz is dumb all the day] a senior citizen was arrested for being one of the biggest drug kingpins in the state. Police say they confiscated 4 pounds of marijuana, $276,000.00 in cash, a semiautomatic and a revolver from her home.

Police say her cartel covered an area that spanned from Tulsa, OK. 2 Arkansas, 2 Kansas 2 Missouri. She is reported 2 have supplied 40 percent of the marijuana in that area.

Another reason why Friday April 20th was sooooooooo disappointing 4 some!

PROSTITUTES, THERE'S NO SECRET 2 THEIR SERVICE!

While on a trip 2 Cartagena Columbia, instead of protecting the United States President, the Secret Service was doing like Stella getting its groove back! It seems personal hand jobs no longer suffice for the un-gentleman of the secret service they need the help of ladies of the evening.

Now it must B clearly stated that we [the citizens of the United States] would know nothing of this if the 'SSS' Stupid Secret Service would have paid the bill but it seems the bill paying became an issue and that issue blew up that job! [haha].

Sources say that when a professional stayed @ the hotel with an agent beyond the curfew and when it became a 'should I pay R not?!' situation, the stupid agent paid her! SMH!

Ultimately 11 agents were removed/replaced/placed on leave all B4 the president ever arrived in Columbia. Additionally 5 U.S. Military service members R being questioned and some Stupid Secret Service agents have resigned�that is all!

RECALLS

FDA recalls yellow fin tuna because a salmonella outbreak! Over 100 folk have gotten sick! The entire country is on a SUSHI HOLD!

FORD recalls 140,000 Focus cars in USA! Focus fluck ups from 2012 may have a problem with the passenger side windshield wiper motor which may result in a non working wiper on the passenger side!

HOW 2 FIX CONGRESS 1-2-3!
EASYYYYYYYYYYY!

Here's the way 2 fix it all! It ain't nothing new! It's the thing that shoulda, coulda woulda been done long time ago. However it does not benefit congress therefore it will B a cold day in hell B4 congress would approve it!

True it would require the proverbial 'act of congress' and this act of congress works against the concept of what congress has become.

So good luck getting it en-acted and passed! But remember if your congressman doesn't agree U can always get his R her AZZ outta office!

Let Us Try
TAKE BACK THE COUNTRY
4 THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE
CONGRESSIONAL REFORM ACT 2011

1. Term Limits.
2. 12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/12.

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!

WALMART has consistently been screwing with their prices. Everyday a price changes 2 accommodate the whim of whoever has the pricing gun!
This will obviously get them the DUMB AZZ of the YEAR AWARD! I apologize to all the politicians who were painstakingly doing DUMB Shitz over the past year but this WALMART shitz cannot B overlooked.

People in New Orleans who shop @ the store on Tchoupitoulas Street R being ripped off as the price 4 the same item is considerably lower @ the store on Judge Perez Drive. I am sure WALMART will have some BULLSHITZ explanation why the price is different from store 2 store. However if U were 2 shop in the Atlanta area @ Kroger the price does not differ from Dunwoody to College Park!

So WALMART officially sucks SHITZ big time and 4 the last time! It is TIME 2 BOYCOTT WALMART for if they racial profile prices in New Orleans they can do it anywhere�

Folk in New Orleans U have better choices for food, there's' ROUSES & WINN-DIXIE, both have better produce also. Besides WALMART sells super chemically juiced up chicken wings and that shitz ain't good 4 U! FLUCK WALMART, SAM & his children! May all their stores crumble 2 the ground the RACIST BASTARDS!

Here's the example, tell yo friends! I purchased the same products from the 2 different stores! So why the price difference?! GO FIGURE! FLUCK WALMART!